another post for mchjd

So, another post for mycrazyhalfjapdaughter.blogspot.com, had it existed. This post would have begun with the story about how I got my first black-eye in the 5th grade. It wasn't anything cool, like a fist fight or anything. No. I gave it to myself. Running into a pole. Yup.

This imaginary post would continue to tell the story about my second black-eye, acquired tonight. I wish that its story would redeem me from the first one, but it doesn't. In fact, I think it only makes my case worse. Thus the appropriateness for appearing on the thankfully non-existent mchjd.blogspot.com. So, this black-eye I also gave to myself. Not a pole this time. Instead, I caught the window corner of a closing car door. Yes, it was my own door. Sad. There were many extraneous circumstances that led to the occurrence, but none of them really justify the actual incident. But luckily my glasses took the brunt of the force so the black-eye isn't too horrible (the glasses flew off my face but somehow made it through the ordeal intact. You can breathe your sigh of relief for the glasses). If you want to know the whole story, I will give you all my excuses in private.